Breathing In Full Moon and Silver Light

Ask the Sphinx   Gimme Shtuff   - j'aime framboises - Formerly known as foriintendtowriteit and andthentheymademetheirchief.

guardian-of-our-galaxy:

The real moral of The Nightmare Before Christmas is don’t sell Christmas stuff before Halloween cause it upsets the balance of the universe

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— 1 hour ago with 10478 notes

doubleohmogar:

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

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#ALTOS FO LYFE  #*snaps and fights like west side story gangsters*  #singing  #choir 
"Fucking white people"
every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

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— 2 hours ago with 135500 notes
#white people are so terrible 
hvit-ravn:

'Frerin… What, on Durin's beard, are you doing?'
'Don't you see? I'm clasping my hair for the feast.'
'Well… Are you sure you don't need any help? They don't look well clasped…'
'No, I got this. Tell me Dis… Why you always have to bother me? Go to Thorin and bother him by your wise comments.'
'He, opposite to you, knows how to do his hair.'_
Commission for Mel.

hvit-ravn:

'Frerin… What, on Durin's beard, are you doing?'

'Don't you see? I'm clasping my hair for the feast.'

'Well… Are you sure you don't need any help? They don't look well clasped…'

'No, I got this. Tell me Dis… Why you always have to bother me? Go to Thorin and bother him by your wise comments.'

'He, opposite to you, knows how to do his hair.'
_

Commission for Mel.

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— 11 hours ago with 1073 notes
#thorin and his family are so important to me  #frerin  #dis  #tolkien  #the hobbit  #line of durin 
mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’ 

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.
At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”
About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”
Or have it in code:
I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.

At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”

About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”

Or have it in code:

I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

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caramelcheese:

adventuresofcesium:

let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

 (via grapegoat)

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— 11 hours ago with 149128 notes
#hp 
elvishbabe:

this is my new favourite thing in the world

elvishbabe:

this is my new favourite thing in the world

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— 11 hours ago with 227677 notes

floozys:

why is catcalling called catcalling? i like cats and i would quite like them calling me to see how i am or to make plans to meet for brunch, catcalling should be called something more accurate like asshole screeching or insecure masculinity 

(via consulting-spookleberry)

— 11 hours ago with 47716 notes