Resist Everything But Temptation

Ask the Sphinx   Gimme Shtuff   Breathing in full moon and silver light.

Formerly known as foriintendtowriteit and/or andthentheymademetheirchief.

callmeoutis:

snoop dogg gives off this vibe that he doesn’t really have a plan but he still knows exactly what he’s doing and like i strive for that

(via consulting-schnazzleberry)

— 39 minutes ago with 52936 notes
#truth  #snoop dogg 

prasejeebus:

"The gays" I say with a dry monotone voice completely ignoring my own very apparent homosexuality 

(via consulting-schnazzleberry)

— 39 minutes ago with 42496 notes

wiliqueen:

did i miss this episode of breaking bad

(Source: rbertdowneyjr, via dildofaaggins)

— 40 minutes ago with 1148 notes
#the cranst  #bryan cranston 

hotsuburbandad:

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

(Source: sigurrossgeller, via consulting-schnazzleberry)

— 42 minutes ago with 58024 notes
#ron swanson 

ieroscum:

when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn

(via whiskyandtea)

— 46 minutes ago with 20669 notes

sarah-scales:

We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!

(via foreverfoxxay)

— 2 hours ago with 198854 notes
#KITTEH 

thranduil-stormborn:

Lord of the Rings +  Disney’s The Emperor’s New Groove (3/?)

(via dildofaaggins)

— 2 hours ago with 7537 notes
#OMFG  #lotr  #rotk  #the emperor's new groove